it's not enough. i want it all! every planet, every star

Handsome Jack here! I'm totally busy right now, what with having an awesome life and all. Why don't you leave a message? Or not... if you called just 'cause you wanted to hear my beautiful voice, you know what, I'm fine with that. It's angelic, I'm aware.

Oh, and, stop leaving messages where you're just heavy breathing for five minutes and then nothing. You know that's super weird, right? You know who you are.

[ Leave a message here! If you're texting him to leave hate messages or love confessions, buddy, he'll just laugh at them. ]